so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
• they’re fucking women
↳ One character: Amy Santiago
“I once arrested a 96-year-old for flashing. I was terrified he’d die in my backseat… or flash me.”
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK